Charm School

Charm School
Two well-dressed ladies happened to start up a conversation during an endless wait
in an airport terminal.

The first was an arrogant lady from, married to a wealthy business man. The second was a well-mannered elderly woman.

After a little while the first woman started by saying, "When my first child was born, my husband built a beautiful mansion for me."

The second lady from commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"

The first woman continued, "When my second child was born, my husband bought me a beautiful Mercedes-Benz."

Again, the other lady from commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"

The first woman went on, "Then, when my third child was born, my husband bought me this exquisite diamond bracelet."

Yet again, the second lady commented, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"

The first woman then asked, "What did your husband buy for you when you had your first child?"

"My husband sent me to charm school," declared the lady.

"Charm school?" the first woman cried, "Oh, my Lord! What could they teach you?"

The lady responded, "Well as an example ... instead of saying, "Who gives a shit?" I learned to say, "Well, isn't that fantastic?"

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