The Annual Physical

31/08/2012 04:46
The Annual Physical
During my physical, my doctor asked me about my daily activity level, and so I described a typical day this way:

'Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and 'peed' four times behind big trees.'

Inspired by the story, the doctor said, 'You sound like one hell of an outdoors man!'

'No,' I replied, 'I'm just an awful golfer.'

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