Signs Of The Times . . .
11/07/2008 04:01
At an Optometrist's
Office: "If you don't see what you're looking
for, you've come to the right place."
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On a Taxidermist's window: "We really know our stuff."
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On a Fence: "Salesmen welcome! Dog food is expensive!"
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At a Car Dealership: "The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."
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Outside a Muffler Shop: "No appointment necessary. We hear you coming."
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In a Veterinarian's waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!"