The Greeting Card
A young man goes into a greeting card shop. After browsing for a while, the salesperson comes up and asks, "May I help you young man?"
He replies, "Sure, I am looking for the perfect card with kind, thoughtful, emotion filled feelings for that special lady."
After looking around for a while, the clerk finally recommends the perfect card. The clerk shows the young man the card, and tells him, " This is it, It reads; You are the perfect one and only love for me. Our worlds and souls have intertwined. We are soul mates now linked together for all eternity". Just you and I."
The young man thinks about it for a few seconds, then replies to the clerk, "You are right, that's absolutely perfect. I'll take seven."