A Long Night

A Long Night
One night a man walks into a bar looking sad.

The bartender asks the man what he wants.

The man says “Oh just a beer”.

The bartender asked the man “Whats wrong, why are you so down today?”.

The man said “My wife and i got into a fight, and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month”.

The bartender said “So whats wrong with that”?

The man said “Well, the month is up tonight”.