The Wisdom Of Steven Wright

14/09/2012 04:07
The Wisdom Of Steven Wright
If you're not familiar with the work of Steven Wright, he's the famous erudite comedian who once said: “I woke up one morning, and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact duplicates.” His mind sees things differently than most of us. Here are some of his gems:

* A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

* A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

* If you want the rainbow, you got to put up with the rain.

* All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

* The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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