The Policemen’s Visit
A man is sitting at home alone when he hears a knock at the front door.
He opens it to find two policemen there. He asks if there is a problem.
One of the cops asks if he is married. The man replies, “Yes, I am.”
The cop then asks if he could see a picture of the man’s wife.
The guy says, “Sure”, and gets a photo to show them.
The policeman says, “I’m sorry, sir. But it looks like your wife’s been hit by a truck.”
The guy replies, “I know, but she has a great personality and is an excellent cook.”