Only The Irish!
Paddy goes to the vet with his goldfish. "I think it's got epilepsy" he tells the vet.
Vet takes a look and says "It seems calm enough to me".
Paddy says, "I haven't taken it out of the bowl yet".
Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the envelope "DO NOT BEND ".
Paddy spends the next two hours trying to figure out how to pick the bloody thing up.