The Philosophy Of Burma Shave

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For those who never saw any of the Burma Shave signs, here is a quick lesson in our history of the 1930's to the 1960's.

Before there were interstates, when everyone drove the old two lane roads, Burma Shave signs would be posted all over the countryside in farmers' fields. They were small red signs with white letters. Five signs, about 100 feet apart, each contained one line of a four line couplet ... and the obligatory fifth sign advertising Burma Shave, a popular shaving cream.

Don't lose your head
To gain a minute
You need your head
Your brains are in it
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Drove too long
Driver snoozing
What happened next
Is not amusing
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Brother speeder
Let's rehearse
All together
Good morning, nurse
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