Have You Ever Wondered?

Have You Ever Wondered?
Have you ever wondered what side of the fence you sit on?

- If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one. If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

- If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat. If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned.

- If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation. If a Liberal is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.

- If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels. If a Liberal doesn't like a talk show host, he demands the talk show host be shut down.

- If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church. If a Liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God or Jesus silenced.

- If a Conservative needs health care, he goes about shopping for it or getting a job that provides it. If a Liberal needs health care, he demands the rest of us pay for his.

- If a Conservative reads this, he will have a good laugh. If a Liberal reads this, he will be offended.

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