Suspicious Package Reported - Detonated

It may not have been a victory in the War on Terror, but the Dothan City Police Department scored a win in the War on Obesity Friday when the bomb squad detonated a suspicious package that turned out to be full of snacks.

Police responded to a suspicious package call at the Regions Bank at the intersection of Headland Avenue and Ross Clark Circle. The package was found by a bank employee.

After clearing the area, at about 10 a.m. the police department’s bomb squad detonated the package, which on further inspection turned out to be full of peanut butter crackers and other snacks.

SINC SAYS:

Good thing it wasn’t full of doughnuts. I never could stand to see a grown cop cry.