The Family Planning Lesson
28/07/2012 01:39
Her mother, very interested, asks;" How did it go?"
"I died of shame!" she answered.
Karl from over the road, says that the stork brings babies.
Sally next door said you can buy babies at the orphanage.
Phil in my class says you can buy babies at the hospital.
Her mother answers laughingly, "but that's no reason to be ashamed.”
“No, but I can’t tell them that we were so poor that you and daddy had to make me yourselves!”
