Down At The Retirement Home

08/07/2012 05:03
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A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlour in the Village, and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool.

After catching his breath he ordered a banana split.

The waitress asked kindly, 'Crushed nuts?'

'No,' he replied, 'hemorrhoids'.




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