28 September 2008
04/10/2008 07:16
The seven dwarfs
always left to go work in the mine early each
morning. As always, Snow White stayed home
doing her domestic chores.
As lunchtime approached, she would prepare their lunch and carry it to the mine.
One day as she arrived at the mine with the lunch, she saw that there had been a terrible cave-in. Tearfully, and fearing the worst, Snow White began calling out, hoping against hope that the dwarfs had somehow survived.
'Hello!...Hello!' she shouted. 'Can anyone hear me? Hello!'
For a long while, there was no answer. Losing hope, Snow White again shouted, 'Hello! Is anyone down there?'
Just as she was about to give up all hope, she heard a faint voice from deep within the mine, saying . . . 'Vote for Stephane Dion! - Vote for Stephane Dion!
Snow White fell to her knees, crossed herself and prayed, 'Oh, thank you, God! At least Dopey is still alive.'
GREAT ONE LINERS
04/10/2008 07:11
1. The roundest
knight at king Arthur's round table was Sir
Cumference. He acquired his size from too much
pi.
2. I thought I saw an eye doctor on an Alaskan island, but it turned out to be an optical Aleutian.
3. She was only a whisky maker, but he loved her still.
4. A rubber band pistol was confiscated from algebra class because it was a weapon of math disruption.
5. The butcher backed into the meat grinder and got a little behind in his work.
6. No matter how much you push the envelope, it'll still be stationery.
7. A dog gave birth to puppies near the road and was cited for littering.
8. A grenade thrown into a kitchen in France would result in Linoleum Blownapart.
9. Two silk worms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
10. Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
11. A hole has been found in the nudist camp wall. The police are looking into it.
12. Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
13. Two hats were hanging on a hat rack in the hallway. One hat said to the other, 'You stay here, I'll go on a-head.'
14. I wondered why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
15. A sign on the lawn at a drug rehab center said: 'Keep off the Grass.'
16. A small boy swallowed some coins and was taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephoned to ask how he was,
a nurse said, 'No change yet.'
17. A chicken crossing the road is poultry in motion.
18. It's not that the man did not know how to juggle, he just didn't have the balls to do it.
19. The short fortune-teller who escaped from prison was a small medium, at large.
20. The man who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.
21. A backward poet writes in-verse.
22. In democracy it's your vote that counts. In feudalism it's your count that votes.
23. When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
24. Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
25. The bra said to the hat " You go on a-head, I'll give these two a lift".
After Vote, No More Naked Plunges
04/10/2008 07:06
GREENVILLE --
Although it was an appealing meal for some, the
Black Frog Restaurant will no longer promote a
free Skinny Dip sandwich for a naked plunge
into Moosehead Lake.
Restaurant owner Leigh Turner came to that decision on Thursday on the heels of the Board of Selectmen's denial of his liquor application renewal. Selectmen voted Wednesday night to deny his renewal request because of the nudity shown by some takers of the Skinny Dip menu offering. Selectmen did note that if the naked plunge promotion were removed, they'd have no problem granting the license.
When Turner learned of the board's action on Thursday, he called town officials and told them he would remove the promotion. Town Manager John Simko said he polled selectmen Thursday morning and the consensus was to let the vote stand. A letter about the denial will be forwarded to the Maine Liquor Enforcement Division. An addendum will be added to inform state officials that Turner had agreed to remove the promotion. Turner has the right to appeal the decision and request a public hearing on the matter.
Details here.
SINC SAYS:
That’s a shame. I mean it isn’t often you get a spectator sport live in a bar, is it?
The Musings Of Maxine And Marvin . . .
04/10/2008 07:03
Moose Dies After Falling During N.S. Airlift
04/10/2008 06:59
PICTOU, N.S. - A
moose that was being airlifted by conservation
officers in Nova Scotia died after falling over
4.5 metres to the ground this week.
The mainland moose, an endangered species, had been tranquilized by officers around Thursday as they tried to remove it from a residential area near Pictou, N.S.
The provincial Department of Natural Resources said they were relocating the animal in part to protect residents.
Conservation officers began an airlift to nearby Shubenacadie using a cargo net to carry the animal - however, the net came loose, resulting in the fall. The animal died a short time later, just 15 minutes after it was first tranquilized.
The moose may have been ill, or may have died from a combination of stress, the tranquilizer and the fall, the Department of Natural Resources said.
An investigation into the death is underway.
Full story here.
SINC SAYS:
Sometimes man meddles too much when Ma Nature would fix the problem by herself.
The 5 Most Overrated Jobs Of All-Time
04/10/2008 06:24
Whatever happened to
the real men? The gunslingers and swordsmen who
charged into adventure on
horseback?Well, it turns out they all quit, because being a real man kind of sucked. All of those badass jobs they made movies about were all pretty much worse than the job you have now. Such as...
#5.
Pirate: Boredom, Disease and Uncontrollable Crapping
Recently, Disney and Johnny Depp have reassured us that pirates were the awesomest people ever. They lived on the seas, they had monkeys and wenches and giant squid that did their bidding.
Real piracy has been around since about the 13th century BC, and it's likely that every single pirate in all of that span was less effeminate than Orlando Bloom. The Vikings were the most badass of the bunch, with a reputation for taking what they wanted and burning the rest. So if you had nice stuff, you didn't want to hide it in anything flammable because then no one would get to enjoy it.
See the other four here.
SINC SAYS:
How does your occupation stand up against these five? Warning: Language.
Vosburgh Comes Up Short In Kick For A Million
04/10/2008 06:10
Thirty-six-year-old Kevin Vosburgh, an IT specialist from Calgary successfully split the uprights from 20 yards as part of TSN's Wendy's Kick for a Million contest to win a $25,000 Future Shop Gift Card. The big event took place Friday evening at halftime during TSN's live coverage of the CFL on TSN: Wendy's Friday Night Football game featuring B.C. at Toronto at Rogers Centre.
Vosburgh attempted field goals ranging in distance from 20 to 50 yards, with lucrative prizes awarded for each successful kick. Had Vosburgh successfully kicked the 50-yard field goal, he would have pocketed $1 million cash in a one-time payout. Had he successfully kicked the 40-yard field goal he would have won $100,000 and if he hit the 30-yard field goal he would have taken home a new Gridiron Edition Nissan Titan.
By kicking the 20-yard field goal, Vosburgh also sent three randomly chosen fans at the game to the 2008 Grey Cup in Montreal, which will air on TSN on November 23. Wilbert Headley of Toronto, Edward Starczewski of Toronto and Jay Bodnar of Mississauga each received a trip for two to Montreal for the big game.
At 5'5'' and 150 lbs., Vosburgh, a team leader in the IT department at AltaGas Income Trust, was randomly chosen from more than 2.8 million total entries - the most ever in the four-year history of TSN's international award-winning million-dollar giveaway, Wendy's Kick for a Million. Vosburgh defeated Omar Kassim of Kitchener, ON, in the promotion's semifinal event yesterday at Rogers Centre to advance to tonight's finale.
More from TSN.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Way to go, Kevin. Hey, a $25,000 electronics package from Future Shop is nothing to sneeze at.
Oilers Foundation Confident Of Better Second Year
04/10/2008 06:09
EDMONTON - The Edmonton Oilers Community Foundation is confident the second year of its charity lottery will be a far easier sell than its first.
Half the tickets for this year's version of the lottery are already sold, team and foundation officials said Thursday.
And after a struggle in the first year to raise a small profit to go towards the redevelopment of Inner City High School, players and staff affiliated with the foundation say they're sure they'll reach their $1-million fundraising goal.
"We were the expansion team of lotteries," Allan Watt, Oilers vice-president of broadcasting, media and publicity, said of last year's struggle. "We had to work really hard to be even. We have a foundation which is young."
More from the Edmonton Journal.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Lets’ hope they don’t have to approach SINC again to buy a ticket to help bail them out like last year!
O.J. Simpson Convicted Of Kidnapping, Armed Robbery
04/10/2008 06:08
Former NFL star convicted on 13th anniversary of acquittal in ex-wife's slaying
Thirteen years to the day after being acquitted of killing his wife and her friend in Los Angeles, O.J. Simpson was found guilty of robbing two sports-memorabilia dealers at gunpoint in a Las Vegas hotel room.
The 61-year-old former football star was convicted of all 12 counts late Friday after jurors deliberated for more than 13 hours. He released a heavy sigh as the charges were read and was immediately taken into custody.
Simpson, who went from American sports idol to celebrity-in-exile after his murder acquittal, could spend the rest of his life in prison.
His attorney said he would appeal.
Many people considered the four-week trial justice delayed. Simpson was cleared in 1995 of murdering his ex-wife, Nicole Brown Simpson, and her friend, Ronald Goldman, in one of the most sensational trials of the 20th century, but was later found liable for the deaths in a civil case.
More from CBC News.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
The jury got it right this time, and the judge should toss him in the slammer and throw away the key.
Excuses Are For . . .
04/10/2008 06:07
By Ed Philion
Cfl.ca
You never like excuses in sports as to reasons why you lose football games. Like I said, you don’t like to use em’ but somehow references to that effect usually find their way into a player or coaches’ post game press conference.
You can believe that over the year, players, coaches and management have at one time or another used phrases that when you read between the lines reflect such excuses. Although abundant, some excuses get more air time.
Since most professional teams use airplanes as their choice of transportation, “passing the buck” and blaming the aviation world is often quite convenient. The one I prefer begins something to the effect of: “We got in off the plane very late which didn’t allow us much time to prepare for the game, but we’re not going to use that as an excuse as to why we lost”.
Some are rather obvious: “The weather was a huge factor, making the field a mess and limiting our game plan, but we are professionals and both teams had to deal with similar conditions”.
Most coaches try to have their players avoid such temptations; however they often find themselves self-loathing in the excuses they ask their players to avoid. If there is a team in the CFL that deserves the benefit of an excuse it would be the Saskatchewan Roughriders. Not only have they had twenty one players at one time or another on the injured reserve, six of those twenty one have been put on the shelf with fractured fibulas. Hell, most head trainers in the CFL would be lucky if just one of their players had such an injury during the course of the season.
Although the Alouettes gave them a thorough spanking this past week, nobody would bat an eyelash if Coach Miller and his guys would have pulled a cliché out of their bag. Instead, the Riders choose to focus on what they did right in the 37-12 loss instead of dwelling on the obvious, “this team just don’t have enough in the tank”.
Congrats to Coach Miller and his boys for not taking the bait. Like they say excuses are for...
Ed Philion played eight seasons along the defensive line for the Montreal Alouettes. He was a three-time East Division All-Star and helped the Alouettes win the Grey Cup in 2002. Currently, he is a member of the Alouettes’ broadcast team on CJAD Radio in Montreal.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
The Saskatchewan Roughriders don’t need to come up with excuses – their fans come up with plenty for them.
Universiade Bid Gets Backing
04/10/2008 06:07
Feds, provinces agree to support Edmonton with cash, clout
EDMONTON - Edmonton's bid to host the 2015 University Games got a big dose of adrenaline Thursday when the federal government agreed to throw its political and financial weight behind the $400-million event.
The injection of "in principle" support from Prime Minister Stephen Harper includes a vow to put up about one-third of the cost -- a commitment that was needed to allow the city's bid to proceed to the international round.
The announcement also puts an end to weeks of anxiety among bid organizers who became concerned in the summer when the government declared support for Toronto's 2015 Pan-American Games bid. Insiders feared Ottawa would be reluctant to support two major athletic competitions in one year. "Now we can officially declare that Edmonton and Canada will bid for the summer 2015 Universiade," said Eric Newell, chancellor of the University of Alberta and chairman of the bid committee.
The announcement was attended by many of the city's Conservative MPs, including Rona Ambrose and Rahim Jaffer. "The bid for Universiade has always been really well organized and we know Edmonton can pull it off, so it wasn't hard to get support," said Edmonton-Strathcona MP Rahim Jaffer.
More from the Edmonton Journal.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
It’s really hard to tell it’s federal election time, isn’t it?
Who Says We Can't Do Music?
03/10/2008 05:41
Don,
This has to be about the funniest damn thing we've heard - not much use for a column, but expect you'll get a good laugh! We'd laugh harder except it hits too close to home.
Cheers,
Shirley & Grahame Allen
SINC SAYS:
Oh, I don’t know about that remark about not good for a column guys. Remember this IS the internet where I do have the technology to use audio or video or both.
With that thought in mind, here is your song for all to hear.
Any comments folks? I can certainly redirect them to the Allens!
World's Heaviest Man To Wed
03/10/2008 05:37
From CBC News
MONTERREY, Mexico - The world's most obese man is getting hitched.
Manuel Uribe says he will wed longtime girlfriend Claudia Solis on Oct. 26 in Monterrey, Mexico.
The two will be married in a civil ceremony at a location still to be decided.
Uribe is unable to walk, and leaving his house means being towed through the streets on his specially made bed.
This year the Guinness Book of World Records declared Uribe, who tipped the scales at 1,230 pounds in 2006, the world's heaviest man.
The 43-year-old has shed about 550 pounds since with the help of Solis.
The two met four years ago.
Uribe said Wednesday he will have a bite of wedding cake for photos, but won't eat any more because his diet prohibits it.
SINC SAYS:
Imagine losing about 550 pounds. I mean that’s about four of me folks.
03/10/2008 05:31
An elderly spinster
called the a lawyer's office and told the
receptionist she wanted to see the lawyer about
having a will prepared. The receptionist
suggested they set up an appointment for a
convenient time for the spinster to come into
the office.
The woman replied, 'You must understand, I've lived alone all my life, I rarely see anyone, and I don't like to go out. Would it be possible for the lawyer to come to my house?' The receptionist checked with the attorney who agreed and he went to the spinster's home for the meeting to discuss her estate and the will.
The lawyer's first question was, 'Would you please tell me what you have in assets and how you'd like them to be distributed under your will?' She replied, 'Besides the furniture and accessories you see here, I have $40,000 in my savings account at the bank.'
'Tell me,' the lawyer asked, 'how would you like the $40,000 to be distributed?' The spinster said, 'Well, as I've told you, I've lived a reclusive life, people have hardly ever noticed me, so I'd like them to notice when I pass on. I'd like to provide $35,000 for my funeral.'
The lawyer remarked, 'Well, for $35,000 you will be able to have a funeral that will certainly be noticed and will leave a lasting impression on anyone who may not have taken much note of you! But tell me,' he continued, 'what would you like to do with the remaining $5,000?'
The spinster replied, 'As you know, I've never married, I've lived alone almost my entire life, and in fact I've never slept with a man. Before I die, I'd like you to use the $5,000 to arrange for a man to sleep with me.' 'This is a very unusual request,' the lawyer said, adding, 'but I'll see what I can do to arrange it and get back to you.'
That evening, the lawyer was at home telling his wife about the eccentric spinster and her weird request. After thinking about how much she could do around the house with $5,000 and with a bit of coaxing, she got her husband to agree to provide the service himself.
She said, 'I'll drive you over tomorrow morning, and wait in the car until you're finished.' The next morning, she drove him to the spinster's house and waited while he went into the house. She waited for over an hour, but her husband didn't come out, so she blew the car horn.
Shortly, the upstairs bedroom window opened, the lawyer stuck his head out and yelled, 'Pick me up tomorrow; she's going to let the government bury her.'
Hotwire Featured Act At LB’s Pub Tonight
03/10/2008 05:29
Stop in tonight or tomorrow night for the live entertainment supplied by Hotwire.
St. Albert’s entertainment place, LB’s Pub located at 23 Akins Drive, Appleyard Square, St. Albert, AB.
Call 780-460-9100 for more details.
The Musings Of Maxine And Marvin . . .
03/10/2008 05:24
A woman worries
about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
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A successful man is one who makes more money that his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
Luxury Theater Opens In Chicago
03/10/2008 05:20
Complete with
recliners and a seasonal dining menu, the
area's newest luxury movie theater opens Friday
in South
Barrington.Located in the new $200 million, 600,000-square-foot Arboretum of South Barrington Shopping Center, Gold Class Cinemas offers a much more upscale, intimate night out than your typical evening at the local theater.
"It truly is an experience," said Marissa Denny, a Gold Class spokeswoman.
Each theater has a maximum of 40 seats. Individual reclining arm chairs are assigned to each ticket holder and full waiter service is available inside the theater with just the push of a call button. Gold Class assures other moviegoers won't be disturbed during the movie.
Full story here.
SINC SAYS:
I wonder if they’ve turned the volume down in theatres since I quit going for that reason about 20 years ago.
Alternate Meanings For Everyday Words
03/10/2008 05:03
1. Coffee (n.), a person who is coughed upon.
2. Flabbergasted (adj.), appalled over how much weight you have gained.
3. Abdicate (v.), to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
4. Esplanade (v.), to attempt an explanation while drunk.
5. Willy-nilly (adj.), impotent.
6. Negligent (adj.), describes a condition in which you absent-mindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
7. Lymph (v.), to walk with a lisp.
8. Gargoyle (n.), an olive-flavored mouthwash.
9. Flatulence (n.) the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
10. Balderdash (n.), a rapidly receding hairline.
11. Testicle (n.), a humorous question on an exam.
12. Rectitude (n.), the formal, dignified demeanor assumed by a proctologist immediately before he examines you.
13. Oyster (n.), a person who sprinkles his conversation with Yiddish expressions.
14. Pokemon (n), A Jamaican proctologist.
15. Frisbeetarianism (n.), The belief that, when you die your soul goes up on the roof and gets stuck there.
16. Circumvent (n.), the opening in the front of boxer shorts.
Calgary's Kevin Vosburgh Kicks For $1 Million Tonight
03/10/2008 05:02
Kevin Vosburgh, 36, of Calgary is preparing for the kick of his life - a 50-yard field goal worth $1 million. The big event will air live nationally in High Definition on TSN HD during the CFL on TSN: Wendy's Friday Night Football halftime show featuring B.C. at Toronto on Friday, Oct. 3 at 7 pm et/4pm pt.
Vosburgh defeated Omar Kassim of Kitchener, ON, in the Wendy's Kick for a Million semifinal at Rogers Centre in Toronto on Thursday. Vosburgh was the only participant to successfully kick a field goal from the 20-yard line. The semifinal event is now available on demand at TSN.ca.
Vosburgh's name was randomly drawn from more than 2.8 million total entries - the most ever in the four-year history of TSN's international award-winning million-dollar giveaway, Wendy's Kick for a Million.
Friday evening during the Wendy's Kick for a Million halftime show, Vosburgh will attempt four field goals ranging in distance from 20 to 50 yards, with lucrative prizes awarded for each successful kick leading up to the $1 million grand prize. This year's prizes are as follows:
20 yards - $25,000 Future Shop gift card
30 yards - Gridiron Edition Nissan Titan
40 yards - $100,000 cash
50 yards - $1,000,000 in a one-time payment
More from TSN.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Best of luck tonight, Kevin. There’s a lot of people who would love to see you relieve Wendy’s of that cool million!
CFL Announces New Policy To Protect Players
03/10/2008 05:02
Saying the league has a profound responsibility to protect their players from serious injury, CFL Commissioner Mark Cohon announced a new standard of discipline that includes suspensions.
Effective immediately, any penalty that causes a "substantial and unnecessary risk of injury" to another player will be met with a mandatory suspension.
"By setting this new standard, we are striving to give players clear, advance and fair warning of the penalties that they will face for acts that have no place in our game," Cohon said.
Last week, Edmonton Eskimos' linebacker Agustin Barrenechea was assessed a penalty when he injured Winnipeg Blue Bombers' quarterback Kevin Glenn in a helmet-to-helmet collision. A fight ensued on the field and six players, including Barrenechea, were subsequently fined but not suspended.
According to the Winnipeg Sun, the league admitted that it didn't suspend Barrenechea because, based on precedent, it felt a suspension would be overturned on appeal. The two teams meet again at Commonwealth Stadium on Saturday.
More from TSN.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Wow, I don’t believe it – here’s the policy that I actually called for earlier this week. I thought I’d never see the day.
NHL Uses Biggest Stars To Market Game
03/10/2008 05:01
The NHL doesn't want to rely on anyone else to convey a message to its fans.
The league's marketers are constantly trying to directly engage the 53 million people that research shows are supporters of the NHL. Its approach can be seen in the increased digital content available on the NHL's revamped website and in its new national marketing campaign.
"We have to work hard every day to earn their trust," said Brian Jennings, the NHL's executive vice-president of marketing. "Us in the marketing department feel an obligation to be the voice of the fans inside the walls of the National Hockey League."
The newest ad campaign - dubbed "Is This The Year?" - reflects that.
Sidney Crosby, Dion Phaneuf, Patrick Kane and Henrik Lundqvist are all featured in their own TV spots as part of the campaign. In each one, the player emerges from a still image taken last season and talks about what will be driving him this year.
The most compelling is the one featuring Crosby, where he steps out from a photo taken at the Penguins bench right after they lost the final game of the Stanley Cup. In the ad, Crosby says he never wants to be in that photograph again but knows the experience will make his team stronger this season.
It's a feeling fans in Pittsburgh know well.
More from Canadian Press.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
The NHL knows how to market itself. Too bad the CFL couldn’t take lessons from the NFL and the NHL about how to market it’s product. CFL marketing is really quite pathetic.
Ticket Sales Begin Today For 2010 Games
03/10/2008 05:01
VANCOUVER - A split second can be the difference between a gold or silver medal at the Olympics, but it won't matter when it comes to trying to get tickets to the 2010 Games.
Ticket sales starting Friday aren't first come, first serve but will run for five weeks through an online process designed to give would-be spectators ample time to buy tickets.
The process is also supposed to thwart scalpers trying to snap up tickets to the best events before anyone has a chance to even whip out a credit card.
''There are people that are experts at getting to the front of the line and they make a living doing that,'' said Caley Denton, vice-president of ticketing for the Vancouver organizing committee for the 2010 Olympics.
''We have a built-in reason why that's not important,'' he said. ''it's not a race.''
The organizing committee will accept applications for tickets between Oct. 3 and Nov. 7, submitted either online at vancouver2010.com or through a paper application available by phone.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
For more on how to apply for Vancouver 2010 Olympic tickets, click here.
NBA Report Finds No Other Crimes Beyond Donaghy
03/10/2008 05:00
New York, NY (Sports Network) - The NBA released the results of a review of the league's embattled officiating program Thursday in the wake of the Tim Donaghy scandal.
Donaghy, a former NBA referee, received a 15-month prison sentence for his role in betting on NBA games.
Lawrence B. Pedowitz, a former chief of the Criminal Division in the United States Attorney's Office for the Southern District of New York, was appointed by the NBA to review the officiating program and make recommendations.
Following a 14-month investigation, Pedowitz recommended significant changes, but found no evidence of illegal activity by any referees other than Donaghy.
More from TSN.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
While I find some of the findings of the report mildly surprising, I guess Donaghy was alone on this one, folks. I don’t believe the majority of professional sports officials are criminals, they’re just plain incompetents.
St. Albert Taxpayers Association Launches New Website
02/10/2008 03:32
Hi Don,
A brief message to share with your readers.
The St. Albert Taxpayers Association has developed a web site www.saintcitytaxpayer.org which is now available for viewing.
It explains a little about us and forms a part of our strategy for keeping city residents informed on the important issues being debated at city hall.
Regards,
Robert Hartley
St. Albert Taxpayers Association.
SINC SAYS:
I think most people who have been taxed to death in this community will welcome the new association Robert. Especially with the mayor spouting his “tax and spend” philosophy in local newspapers in the past few weeks. I have great respect for Nolan Crouse, but he is so far off the mark with this attitude, that it is scary to think of the taxes we may face in the future. Council needs to adopt at minimum, a “hold the line” budget during current deliberations or they will find them selves on the toe of taxpayers' boots in two short years.
Introducing Deer Little Rupert
02/10/2008 03:28
THIS orphaned baby
deer is a modern-day Bambi – after his mother
was killed by a car while she was still
pregnant with
him.The tiny muntjac deer was delivered three weeks early by Caesarean section after staff at Tiggywinkles Wildlife Hospital were unable to save his mother.
Christened Rupert, the six-inch tall deer is now recovering in an incubator at the Buckinghamshire hospital and recently opened his eyes for the first time.
Although he weighs just over a pound, the tiny deer is doing well and staff are confident he will be just fine.
A spokesman for Tiggywinkles said: "Rupert's mother had very severe injuries.
"We brought him out and got him breathing and then he went into an incubator on oxygen. He is now being fed by a tube."
He added: "Deer are very, very tricky but this one has spirit. He's an extremely feisty little guy and quite pushy."
What a deer little chap!
SINC SAYS:
We ran a very similar story that happened near Saskatoon this past spring.
Gladys Talks To Ellen - Surprise!
02/10/2008 03:22
This is one of those
videos that will leave you chuckling:
The Musings Of Maxine And Marvin . . .
02/10/2008 03:17
What is the definition of mixed emotions?
Watching your mother-in-law go over a cliff in your new Mercedes.
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A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.
Swede Nets Giant Elk On 'Fishing' Trip
02/10/2008 03:14
Swedish angler Joel
Lagekvist’s morning at the lake resulted in the
most improbable of catches and one whopper of a
fish
story.When he was out casting his line with a friend on Sunday morning, Lagekvist thought his lure had snagged the bottom of Lillsjön lake in central Sweden.
But as he started to reel in his line, the 24-year-old realized he had hooked something else completely.
What emerged from the water’s murky depths wasn’t a giant fish or a tree root, but the outline of an enormous elk (or moose as the animal is known in North America).
“My first thought was, ‘What the hell do I do if it starts to run at me?’” Lagekvist told the Expressen newspaper, explaining that he wasn’t sure whether the beast was dead or alive when its head appeared with his fishing lure securely fastened to the elk’s antlers.
In a panic, Lagekvist dropped his pole and headed for shore to call authorities, although it took some time before anyone believed his tale.
But eventually a crowd gathered to help drag the 500 to 600 kilogram elk up on shore.
“I improved my personal best by 490 kilos,” said Lagekvist.
Lagekvist and his fishing buddy each took home their own antler as a souvenir from the day’s fishing/hunting trip.
To celebrate, the pair then decided to check out the evening’s hockey game featuring the local professional team, HV71.
“I told people a few people what had happened, but no one believed me,” he told Expressen.
Police suspect the elk died from fatal injuries after being gored in the groin by another elk.
Lagekvist, however, is looking forward to what he might haul in on his next fishing expedition.
“We’ll see what I hook next, a Russian submarine, perhaps?” he said.
SINC SAYS:
Isn’t it odd there are no Elk-like species in Europe?
Judge: Ladies' Night Is All Right
02/10/2008 03:04
NEW YORK (AP) — It's
closing time for a lawsuit alleging ladies'
nights at nightclubs discriminate against
men.Judge Miriam Goldman Cedarbaum tossed the lawsuit out of federal court in Manhattan on Monday. She said nightclubs can price their products as they wish because they're not acting as representatives of the state.
The lawsuit was brought by attorney Roy Den Hollander, who has crusaded against feminism and recently sued a university over its women's studies program.
Hollander said ladies' nights at Manhattan nightclubs discriminate against men by offering women free or discounted admission and drinks. He tried to link the state to the discounts because it licenses the sale of alcohol at nightclubs.
He called the judge a feminist and said her dismissal of his lawsuit was consistent with the discrimination embedded in many of America's institutions.
Details here.
SINC SAYS:
I wanna know when they’re going to hold Senior’s afternoons at local pubs.
Don Cherry To Dazzle With His New Threads This Season
02/10/2008 03:03
Don Cherry says he's going to dazzle Hockey Night in Canada audiences with his wardrobe this year, that is if he doesn't get fired first.
The veteran Coach's Corner antagonist also doubts if Washington's Alex Ovechkin can match his MVP season of last year, doesn't see why the Detroit Red Wings can't repeat as Stanley Cup champions and thinks it was silly for the Vancouver Canucks to name goaltender Roberto Luongo as team captain.
Cherry, as famous for his loud outfits as he is for his sometimes brazen opinions, said he has some new suits being tailored in anticipation of the opening of the NHL season.
"I have three in the making," he told a telephone conference call Wednesday. "I have so many now I leave them for the finals.
"Last year I absolutely bedazzled everybody with six new ones. If I don't get fired, I'm going to have six brand new ones for the finals."
More from Canadian Press.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Do you suppose it’s foreshadowing to see Cherry alluding to “getting fired?” As his contract for “Coach’s Corner” on CBC is up after this season, it will be really interesting to see if it is renewed. My guess would be no.
'Swamp Dog' Ron Estay Battling Cancer
02/10/2008 03:03
When Richie Hall returned to the Saskatchewan Roughriders' office yesterday, there was more on his mind than the team's most recent loss, a humbling 37-12 setback against the Montreal Alouettes.
“I'm going to see Ron this evening,” Hall said of his friend and fellow coach Ron Estay. “He's in the hospital. … It's cancerous; very aggressive. He's going to start chemotherapy soon. Keep him in your prayers.”
This has been a trying season for the 'Riders, one that has tested their resolve and taken a toll emotionally. After going 6-0 to start the year as Grey Cup defending champion, Saskatchewan's favourite team has taken its hits: 19 players have been injured while a string of losses (five in the past seven games) has dropped the 'Riders from first place in the CFL West Division to third.
But those are football issues. The health of Estay, the team's defensive line coach and a CFL Hall of Famer, is far more meaningful. As Hall explained: “To me, there's football and there's life, and life is always more important.”
Estay, 59, underwent a series of operations this year, one to remove his gall bladder and another to remove a cancer-ridden prostate. He also had knee surgery and a hernia operation.
More from the Globe and Mail.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Estay dropped by practice on Tuesday to say hello to his charges. We wish “Swamp Dog” – the former Edmonton Eskimo defensive end, and current Saskatchewan Roughrider Defensive Line Coach, all the best.
Canadian Tony Mandarich Admits to Steroid, Drug Use
02/10/2008 03:02
NEW YORK - Former NFL draft bust Tony Mandarich, a native of Oakville, Ont., says he used steroids at Michigan State and faked a drug test before the 1988 Rose Bowl.
He also said during an interview on "Inside the NFL" that will air Wednesday on Showtime that he did not use steroids in the NFL but was addicted to alcohol and painkillers.
Mandarich, whose autobiography will be released in March, said he provided a fake urine sample to evade detection before the '88 Rose Bowl in which Michigan State beat Southern California 20-17. Mandarich said he couldn't confirm a report that other players did the same.
The offensive lineman was the No. 2 overall pick in 1989 by the Packers. He lasted just three years with Green Bay amid rumours of steroid use.
"I got to the point where it was a struggle to work out three or four times a week because the priority of getting high was above the priority of working out," Mandarich said in the interview.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Fortunately, Mandarich, the No. 2 overall draft pick of the Green Bay Packers in 1989, is still here to talk about his steroid/drug use. His brother, John, the former Edmonton Eskimo defensive lineman was not so fortunate. “The Juice,” as John was known, in reference to his open steroid use, passed away of steroid-induced cancer a number of years ago.
Mandarich is often referred to as one of the top five bust NFL draft picks of all time, having been drafted second overall and followed by such to-be NFL stars as Barry Sanders, Derrick Thomas, Deion Sanders, and Andre Rison. The question of steroid use has been discussed as a possible factor in Mandarich's spectacular failure.
Canucks Name Goalie Roberto Luongo Captain
02/10/2008 03:01
The Vancouver Canucks have a new captain and his name is Roberto Luongo.
"This is a tremendous honour and one that I feel very grateful for," said Luongo. "I am very proud to have been named the Captain and with the support of Mattias, Willie, Ryan and all of my teammates I look forward to leading this team."
Luongo, who is in the third year of a four-year deal with the Canucks, was named to the post on Tuesday along with alternates captains Willie Mitchell, Mattias Ohlund, Ryan Kesler.
"Selecting Roberto Luongo as our Captain is a significant decision for our entire organization," Canucks general manager Mike Gillis said in a statement. "(head coach) Alain (Vignault) and I were looking for someone to lead this team, who inspires his teammates, is respected for his on-ice accomplishments and who embodies the core values we are striving for as a hockey club. We are confident that Roberto, along with Mattias, Willie, Ryan and all of their teammates, will provide this organization with strong leadership both on and off of the ice."
By league rule, the Canucks goaltender cannot wear the 'C', but he can be named captain. Mitchell will be designated as the person who will deal with officials on a nightly basis.
More from TSN.
Luongo first NHL goalie captain in 60 years.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Luongo is the first goaltender to be named the captain of an NHL team in 60 years. But, really, who else do the Canuckleheads have – the twins?
Dolphins Ricky Williams Tempted To Smoke Pot Again
02/10/2008 03:01
MIAMI - Ricky Williams says he was briefly tempted to smoke marijuana during the Miami Dolphins' bye weekend, an act that could have ended his roller-coaster NFL career.
Williams has been in the league's substance-abuse program since 2002 and has tested positive for marijuana.
Williams told The Miami Herald for Tuesday's editions that when players were given Friday off, "automatically your mind, which is so constrained since training camp began .. says, `I'm free, what can I do?"'
"So there was definitely an urge," he said. "But I just thought about what I have to lose, and it was easy. The urge didn't last very long."
Since 2004, the Dolphins running back has played only 16 NFL games, including three this year. Williams spent the 2006 season with the CFL's Toronto Argonauts while on suspension from the NFL. If Williams were to smoke marijuana again, he would likely be out of the NFL for good because he has already violated the league drug policy four times.
"There's no space, no wiggle room for me," Williams said.
More from Canadian Press.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Let’s hope the talented running back, Williams, who was exiled to the Toronto Argos two years ago for violating the NFL’s substance abuse policy, has finally turned it around.
The A & W Uncle Burger? Gimme A Break!
01/10/2008 03:14
Have you seen it yet? That new TV ad for the A & W’s brand new "Uncle" burger?
Spare me folks, but this is perhaps the biggest marketing blunder since A & W took “the burger family” off the market (except for the Teen Burger).
They were forced to reintroduce the rest of the burger family to try and establish the territory lost when they dropped the family in the first place.
But really folks, introducing an “Uncle” burger in those new TV spots?
I mean what’s next? The Auntie burger? Or will it be the Anti-Burger?
Can we wait for the Niece and Nephew burger?
Oh wait, perhaps launch a Divorcee burger? Or a Stepson burger?
How about a Mother-In-Law burger?
Someone in their PR firm needs to have their head read if they think this innovation will sell. Have they never heard of "New Coke"?
Trust me folks, those suggested examples would all sell just as well, as I suspect that new “Uncle Burger” will sell.
My bet is that it is taken off the menu in under three months. It ought to be three days.
This Is What Is Called "Living Right On The Edge!"
01/10/2008 03:01
SINC SAYS:
Things happen in mysterious ways when someone can walk away from something like this.
St. Albert’s Place readers Shirley and Grahame Allen sent along this amazing set of pictures to share with viewers.
Look at the left picture and you can see where this guy broke through the guardrail on the right side of photo (where the people are standing on the road and pointing). The pickup was traveling from right to left when it crashed through the guardrail.
It flipped end-over-end, across the culvert outlet and landed right side up on the left side of the culvert, facing the opposite direction from which he was traveling.
Now look at the expanded view in the right picture to see the whole story.
If this guy didn't believe in God before, think he does now?
Do-Not-Call-List Overwhelmed By Canadians
01/10/2008 02:55
OTTAWA — Canadians
are rushing to sign up for the Do-Not-Call
List.Demand for the new tool to block annoying calls from telemarketers has been so great that by midday on its first day the Do-Not-Call-List website was overwhelmed. Would-be registrants were advised to please try again later. Those who opted to sign up by phone were met with a busy signal.
The Canadian Radio-television and Telecommunications Commission, which operates the list, says the system is working fine, but that by 11 a.m. EDT it couldn’t handle the volume.
A CRTC spokeswoman says 200,000 people had registered by 9 a.m. Her advice is to keep trying, but adds that even if you don’t get in immediately, you can register at a later date.
Once a number is on the list, telemarketers will be barred from dialing that number, or face a hefty fine of up to $15,000 if they do call. There are some exceptions, such as pollsters, researchers and government agencies.
Register online here or by phone at 1-866-580-3625.
SINC SAYS:
I was able to register my land line, fax and cell numbers last night online.
Sarah Palin Gets Painted In Full
01/10/2008 02:45
And nothing's
conservative about
itThere's been no shortage of takeoffs on Sarah Palin lately, from television skits to action figures, but Bruce Elliott has gone one step further than most. He's taken off her clothes.
Elliott, whose wife, Tobin Mitchen, owns the Old Town Ale House on Chicago's North Side, painted a nude portrait of the Republican vice presidential nominee and hung it above the bar, where it's now a prime attraction among his display of more than 200 celebrity portraits and other racy art.
Palin became Elliott's muse after he saw her on TV.
"I've been following her religiously," he said Monday at the bar. "I had never heard of her before, like everyone else. I find her bizarrely fascinating, even though I pretty much despise everything she stands for."
Despite their political differences, Elliott admits to a bit of a crush on the Alaska governor. He began painting her smile and trademark glasses, he said, before filling in the details: a gun, red high heels, polar bear rug, rugged Alaska landscape and a scared moose. His daughter, who looks a little like Palin and does a great impression of her, served as model for the governor's body.
Since Elliott, 68, hung the portrait Thursday, it's been a steady draw at the dive bar, which is a popular spot for Second City comedians to grab beers and play pinball after shows. But after the image hit the Internet on Monday, interest exploded.
"We got a bunch of people in tonight," Elliott said. "They're coming to take pictures with their camera phones. The photo is all over the place."
SINC SAYS:
Who ever decided this woman was “hot”? For the record, she’s not.
The Musings Of Maxine And Marvin . . .
01/10/2008 02:39
In the beginning, God created the earth and rested. Then God created Man and rested. Then God created Woman.
Since then, neither God nor Man has rested.
---------------------------
Why did the woman cross the road?
That's not the point. What's she doing out of the kitchen and where did she get those shoes?
Gangland Sniper Kills Supergrass Inside Jail
01/10/2008 02:35
A gangland sniper
killed a convict as he exercised in prison,
police said
yesterday.Supergrass Sghair Lamiri, 29, was gunned down as the hitman, perched on a nearby hill, fired five shots at him in the yard of high-security Varces-Grenoble prison in south-east France.
A second inmate was shot in the hand as he rushed to his dead friend's aid but then took cover. The gunman was arrested soon after Sunday afternoon's killing as he tried to escape on a motorbike with false licence plates, clutching a still-warm 7.65mm rifle with telescopic sights.
A man of 58 was last night being held by murder squad detectives, who confirmed he was "a big player in the international drugs trade based out of ports in the South of France". The daring crime evoked memories of the French Connection, a crime scam that provided the vast majority of illicit heroin to America in the 60s and 70s.
It was the title of a 1971 movie, starring Gene Hackman as a New York cop trying to bust the organisation.
Details here.
SINC SAYS:
I guess there is a first time for everything.
01/10/2008 02:32
If you undergo chemotherapy do you lose your pubic hair too?
Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?
Does the postman deliver his own mail?
Why does toilet bowl cleaner only come in the color blue?
What happens when you put hand sanitizer on a place other then your hand?
Why are women and men's shoe sizes different?
Glenn Ready For Rematch That Could Get Ugly
01/10/2008 02:31
Kevin Glenn's jaw is sore but he did practice on Tuesday and said he will play in the rematch with the Edmonton Eskimos on Saturday.
Glenn was the victim of a helmet-to-helmet hit by Eskimos' linebacker Agustin Barrenechea that caused a melee on the field. Six players were fined as result of the incident but no one, including Barrenechea were suspended.
According to the Winnipeg Sun, the league admitted that it didn't suspend Barrenechea because, based on precedent, it felt a suspension would be overturned on appeal.
"We have a system in place that needs to be overhauled," CFL chief operating officer Michael Copeland told the Winnipeg Sun. "It's a system that prevents issuing penalties of a more substantial nature in incidents we think it's justified. With respect to similar hits (like the one on Glenn), we have established a standard that is a fine rather than a suspension."
Glenn would not comment on Barrenechea's $1,000 fine but did say he is feeling better and is moving on.
More from TSN.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
The Bombers are talking pretty tough right now. Whether they can deliver on the field at Commonwealth on Saturday or not is another matter completely.
Local Anthem Reaches HNIC Semis
01/10/2008 02:30
EDMONTON -- A Beaumont man has been named as the first of five semifinalists in the CBC's Hockey Anthem Challenge.
Colin Oberst, a 37-year-old elementary school teacher and music writer, was chosen for his tune entitled "Canadian Gold," which the CBC's website describes as possessing a unique "Celtic flavour."
The announcement was made on Monday night's episode of The Hour with George Stroumboulopoulos. The remaining four semifinalists will be announced on the show throughout the week.
When reached at his home in Beaumont, Oberst respectfully declined comment. He explained that the CBC has advised him against doing media interviews until after Saturday, when a one-hour special of Hockey Night in Canada will debut all the semifinalists' submissions.
The Hockey Anthem Challenge was launched June 19 to find a replacement for The Hockey Theme, the much-beloved Hockey Night in Canada anthem. According to the CBC website, the five semifinalists were chosen from 14,871 submissions by a judging committee.
Canadians will be able to vote for their favourite of the five entries immediately following Saturday night's program. The winner will be announced on Oct. 11.
Oberst named hockey anthem semi-finalist.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
We wish Colin the best of luck in the voting on October 4 leading up to the selection of the winner on October 11. Let’s show our support for the Beaumont resident, Oberst, by going on-line on October 4 and voting for a Capital Region submission.
Female Curlers Take It Off Again
01/10/2008 02:30
New calendar featuring nude or near-nude photos returns after one-year hiatus in bid to promote sport
CALGARY - Curling's version of the Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue is making a comeback.
After taking a year off, the 2009 Women of Curling Calendar, featuring 13 female curlers from around the world, is now on sale.
Like past editions of the calendar, it features nude or near-nude curlers posing with props related to the sport.
"It's not for everyone, but it's a lot tamer than previous calendars," said Ryan Durham, director of business development for The Curling News, which is marketing the calendar.
Two Canadians are among the 13 models featured -- Christine Keshen, who won an Olympic bronze medal throwing lead rocks for Shannon Kleibrink at the 2006 Winter Games in Turin and now lives in Invermere, B.C., and Ontario's Chrissy Cadorin, who plays third for Toronto's Colleen Madonia.
More from Canwest News Service.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Hmm . . . I think I’ll purchase a copy of the calendar, strictly to keep a breast, er, I mean abreast, of possible upcoming curling stories for St. Albert’s Place, of course. I wonder if my boss, SINC, will pay for it?
Kleibrink Wins Schmirler Classic
01/10/2008 02:29
REGINA - It was a day of celebration for Calgary skip Shannon Kleibrink and her third, Amy Nixon.
Not only did the pair win the CUETS Schmirler Charity Curling Classic at the Callie Club on Monday, but Nixon also enjoyed her 31st birthday and Kleibrink celebrated her 18th wedding anniversary.
"That was awesome," said Kleibrink, who defeated Krista McCarville of Thunder Bay, Ont., 7-6 in an extra end in the final. "We don't usually curl on this weekend. I think it's the first time we've won anything on Amy's birthday."
Kleibrink's husband, Richard, stayed behind in Calgary, but watched the Regina bonspiel on CurlTV. He called his wife as soon as she won.
More from Canwest News Service.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
It’s nice to see Alberta’s Shannon Kleibrink is off to a good start on this year’s women’s curling circuit. The foursome should have won last year’s Canadian Women’s Curling Championship – The Scotties Tournament of Hearts.
Singh To Miss Time With Injury
01/10/2008 02:29
Ponte Vedra Beach, FL (Sports Network) - Vijay Singh, fresh off his FedEx Cup victory on Sunday, announced on Tuesday that he will miss some time with a forearm injury.
Doctors recommended Singh rest his arm after a diagnosis of left forearm tendinitis. Singh will miss the Iskandar Johor Open in Malaysia at the end of October and the HSBC Champions event at the Sheshan International Golf Club in Shanghai the following week.
"I'm very disappointed to have to miss the Iskandar Johor Open and the HSBC Champions event as I was looking forward to returning to Asia this fall," Singh said in a statement. "I have been dealing with tendinitis in my forearm for a good part of the 2008 season, and my doctors instructed me to rest it to try and reduce the impact of the injury for the 2009 season. As disappointing as it will be to miss these events, it is important that I follow my doctors' direction and do what is best for my long-term health."
Singh, 45, is not completely done for the 2008 season, but his recovery will determine when again he can play this year.
Singh captured the second FedEx Cup on Sunday at the Tour Championship. Thanks to a pair of wins at the Barclays and Deutsche Bank Championship, both FedEx Cup Playoff events, Singh only had to complete four rounds last week to get the trophy and $10 million.
Singh, who also won this year's WGC-Bridgestone Invitational, is one of the hardest workers in golf, often seen on the range in dwindling sunlight.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Yeah, right, now that Singh has won the FedEx Cup, he’s all of a sudden injured?
The Autumn Splendor Of Elk Island Park . . .
30/09/2008 07:25
We took a quick trip out to Elk Island National Park
and found all the campgrounds closed. A nice lady
warden cam to our rescue and found us a spot to stay
surrounded by the wildlife and incredible fall
colours. Enjoy.
Black Bear Visits South Lake Tahoe Hospital
30/09/2008 06:49
SOUTH LAKE TAHOE (AP)
― Patients and doctors at a hospital at Lake
Tahoe had a bit of a scare last week when a
bear paid a visit.
The California black bear strolled through the first set of automatic sliding glass doors at Barton Memorial Hospital's main entrance.
The hospital's surveillance cameras caught the bear on film. Once the animal came upon the second set of automatic doors it became spooked and headed the other direction.
Ironically, at the front of the hospital stands a 6-foot-tall fiberglass "Dr. Bear" sculpture.
See the video here.
SINC SAYS:
Maybe the bear had a real emergency. Who knows?
The Musings Of Maxine And Marvin . . .
30/09/2008 06:36
Model T: The Car That Shaped America Turns 100
30/09/2008 06:30
CHICAGO (AFP) -
Ford's iconic Model T was built for the common
man and began to transform the American
landscape soon after it first rolled out of a
Detroit factory a hundred years ago this
week.It wasn't the first car aimed at the masses, but it was the first to succeed in getting average Americans to look past horses and trolleys to the freedom of the open road.
The Model T changed more than just the layout of American cities, as more mobile workers moved out of crowded tenements into spacious suburban homes.
Henry Ford's moving assembly line revolutionized manufacturing and his decision to double the wages of factory workers set a new standard that helped swell the ranks of the middle class.
It all started with a lightweight frame and a flexible suspension system which allowed the Model T to offer more power for less money and a smoother ride on the country's rut-filled dirt roads.
"The Model T moved the car from being a toy to being a useful tool," said Robert Casey, curator of transportation at The Henry Ford Museum.
Crank story up here.
SINC SAYS:
I am one of the lucky few who once owned and drove a Tin Lizzie. Fond memories indeed.
N.S. Pumpkin Grower Sets Atlantic Record
30/09/2008 06:23
At New Brunswick
competitionNEGUAC, N.B. - A Nova Scotia pumpkin grower has the Atlantic record after a first place finish at the Giant Pumpkin Provincial Festival in New Brunswick.
Ben Hebb, of Bridgewater, set a new standard at the Neguac, N.B., competition with a pumpkin weighing in at 594 kilograms.
Hebb's pumpkin beat the previous record by 26 kilograms.
Elizabeth Steeves of Irishtown, N.B., finished second with a 454 kilogram pumpkin, while a 450 kilogram pumpkin grown by Edmond Hemphill of Mount Pleasant, N.S., came third.
Hebb says he also has a large squash that might be close to a record size.
The festival began in 1995, when Neguac resident Camille Breau initiated the first official weigh-off with three participants and about 20 spectators.
SINC SAYS:
This is one of those stories that all I can do is ask, why?
TSN.ca’s 30 Teams In 30 Days: Edmonton Oilers
30/09/2008 06:16
With the puck dropping on a new NHL season this Saturday, TSN.ca presents '30 Teams In 30 Days,' a quick glimpse at each NHL club as the 2008-09 campaign approaches. Get the lowdown on every lineup, storylines to follow and Scott Cullen's fantasy analysis. The focus is now on Canada's six Canadian teams, and it continues today with the Edmonton Oilers.
The Oilers have been a team looking for a new identity ever since their incredible run to the Stanley Cup Final three years ago. And with all the bumps they've taken along the road, it's been far from easy.
Just days after their Game 7 loss to the Carolina Hurricanes, defenceman Chris Pronger wanted out and the team shipped him to the eventual Stanley Cup Champion Anaheim Ducks. Centre Michael Peca and winger Sergei Samsonov hit the free agent market and didn't return. The Western Conference champions stumbled through the 2006-07 campaign and Oiler fans took another hit to the mid-section when heart-and-soul player Ryan Smyth was traded to the New York Islanders.
With Edmonton out of the playoff race just one year after making the Cup final, general manager Kevin Lowe pulled no punches trying to improve for the following season. He re-vamped his defence by parting ways with captain Jason Smith and adding Dick Tarnstrom, Joni Pitkanen and Sheldon Souray. He also sent shockwaves around the league by signing restricted free agent Thomas Vanek to a seven-year, $50 million offer sheet. When the Buffalo Sabres matched it, Lowe signed restricted free agent Dustin Penner to a five-year, $21.25 million offer sheet - a deal too rich for the Anaheim Ducks to match.
More from TSN.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
As a new (old) season ticket holder again this season, I am very much looking forward to going to my first exhibition game tonight and watching the Oilers this season. For the first time in many years, I think there is reason for optimism in Oilerville.
Veteran Goaltender Has Steely Resolve
30/09/2008 06:15
ST. ALBERT -- Scott MacInnis hasn't found a hockey puck he doesn't like -- unless it's behind him.
That hasn't happened much in the last four games the St. Albert Steel goaltender has started.
"I consider the puck my friend, as long as it's not in my net," said the third-year Alberta Junior Hockey League veteran.
"It takes a special kind of person to stand in front of a slapshot and not blink. Most people would jump out of the way, but my job is to let it hit me."
More from the Edmonton Journal.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
You know, some things never change, folks. I see that Bob Russell is still shaving strokes off his golf scores!
Good Players Turn Bad When Caught Up In The Moment
30/09/2008 06:15
During this past Friday Night Football game between the Blue Bombers and Eskimos there was a play late in the fourth quarter that needs to be re-evaluated in clear and concise terms.
As Winnipeg quarterback Kevin Glenn rolled to his right and threw the ball downfield, Edmonton middle linebacker Augustin Barrenechea broke through on a blitz and nailed Glenn on his jaw line with a vicious helmet-to-helmet collision. It was as hard as any hit this season in the CFL, and it appeared to have a lot of "evil intent" when you look at it closely.
Now is Barrenechea that type of player that will try to hurt or maim an opponent given the opportunity? No. I have met Auggie several times and his personality is one of intelligence, humility and genuine character, I would "go to bat" so to speak for Auggie Barrencechea any time, anywhere at any moment. Having made that point, he was wrong in every way possible to attack an opponent's head with that level of viciousness.
He could have knocked Glenn out, broken his jaw or even damaged his neck. A world of worst case scenarios could have happened and I am relieved to hear that so far, Glenn should be OK.
So why does someone who is respected, mature, humble and well educated attack another with visual evidence indicating intent to injure? The only understandable rationalization I can comprehend is that Barrenechea got caught up in the emotion of the moment.
More from TSN football analyst Chris Shultz here.
CFL hands down fines following Bombers/Eskimos melee.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
There is no place for helmet-to-helmet hits in football. Barrenechea was disciplined and rightly so. However, Mr. Higgins and Mr. Cohon, the CFL has to, once again, review its officiating and ensure there is some consistency in application of the rules throughout the league.
And, Mr. Cohon – it’s far past time for some consistency in the punishment. Is perhaps a definitive CFL policy on helmet-to-helmet hits too much at ask for?
Fantasy Puck Preview: Edmonton Oilers
30/09/2008 06:14
A strong finish to last season, a new owner and a strong core of young talent provides plenty of reason for optimism in Edmonton.
Edmonton's number one line has a new look with the addition of Erik Cole from Carolina. Cole is a power forward who has topped 20 goals and 50 points for three straight seasons and has back-to-back seasons of 76 penalty minutes. His size and skating ability should make him a good fit in Edmonton.
The line will also get a shot in the arm with a healthy Shawn Horcoff. Horcoff had 50 points in 53 games before undergoing season-ending surgery last year, so expectations will be high for him this year.
Ales Hemsky was the only Oiler to score more than 50 points last year, so he should thrive with a stronger supporting cast. It may be too late to convince Hemsky to shoot more, thereby increasing his impact, but he's still a quality scoring forward.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
For more from TSN hockey analyst Scott Cullen, click here.
How To Tell If You're Married . . .
29/09/2008 05:07
Three women: one
engaged, one married and one a mistress, are
chatting about their relationships and decided
to amaze their men.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
SINC SAYS:
Woo hoo! That's too funny! Thanks to St. Albert's Place reader George Proulx for that great laugh.
That night all three will wear black leather bras, stiletto heels and a mask over their eyes. After a few days they meet up for lunch.
The engaged woman: The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask. He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my life. I love you.' Then we made love all night long.
The mistress: Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing the leather bodice, heels, mask over my eyes and a raincoat. When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but we had wild sex all night.
The married woman: I sent the kids to stay at my mother's house for the night. When my husband came home I was wearing the leather bodice, black stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes. As soon as he came in the door and saw me he said, 'What's for dinner, Batman?'
SINC SAYS:
Woo hoo! That's too funny! Thanks to St. Albert's Place reader George Proulx for that great laugh.
Mmmmmmm . . . Bacon Cinnamon Rolls
29/09/2008 04:08
While grocery
shopping the other day I picked up a tube of
ready-to-cook cinnamon rolls and thought hey, I
wonder how these would taste with
bacon.
As I read the back
of the package I was reminded that the rolls
are actually un-rolled when you remove them.
I unrolled the first pastry and the length of the dough reminded me of something. Could it be? Yes indeed. Serendipity. The unrolled pastry was nearly identical in size to a strip of bacon. This was going to be interesting.
After assembling all the bacon cinnamon rolls I popped them in the pre-heated oven at 425 degrees for about 15 minutes. I then pulled the rolls out of the oven and drizzled the icing upon them as directed.
Right from the first bite I knew we had a winner. The Smaste(tm) rating alone was a jaw-dropping 51.93. The entire house was filled with sugary, cinnamony, bacony aroma. The taste was both sweet and salty, a perfect combination for a morning pick-me-up meal. Highly recommended for any bacon lover!
See the step by step picture instructions here.
SINC SAYS:
This reminds me of putting both syrup and ketchup on french toast, a surprisingly good sweet and sour combo taste.
I unrolled the first pastry and the length of the dough reminded me of something. Could it be? Yes indeed. Serendipity. The unrolled pastry was nearly identical in size to a strip of bacon. This was going to be interesting.
After assembling all the bacon cinnamon rolls I popped them in the pre-heated oven at 425 degrees for about 15 minutes. I then pulled the rolls out of the oven and drizzled the icing upon them as directed.
Right from the first bite I knew we had a winner. The Smaste(tm) rating alone was a jaw-dropping 51.93. The entire house was filled with sugary, cinnamony, bacony aroma. The taste was both sweet and salty, a perfect combination for a morning pick-me-up meal. Highly recommended for any bacon lover!
See the step by step picture instructions here.
SINC SAYS:
This reminds me of putting both syrup and ketchup on french toast, a surprisingly good sweet and sour combo taste.
Man Receives New Leg After Drink At His Local Pub
29/09/2008 04:01
Not many people walk
into a bar and walk out with a new
leg.But that’s what happened to David Huckvale, 42, who needed a £40,000 bionic leg to walk again.
The father-of-two popped down to his local pub on the same day surgeon Alistair Gibson, who specialises in fitting the computer-controlled limb, was there for a pint.
When the two happened to meet Mr Gibson mentioned he had a spare leg and could fit Mr Huckvale for free.
Mr Huckvale had his leg amputated when he was 29 after a benign tumour was removed.
Before the chance encounter, he had been limping around in a false leg, which didn’t fit properly and walked with the help of crutches and was sometimes in a wheelchair.
Mr Huckvale had read about the bionic leg available in the US and was saving for one – but had only managed to put away a fraction of the required £40,000.
He even bought a lottery ticket every week in the hope he might get a windfall.
Mr Huckvale told the Sunday Mirror: “I have been blessed by a miracle. I can now play in the garden with my two girls. Alistair has given me my life back.”
Mr Gibson said he was pleased to have been able to help.
SINC SAYS:
This has to be the feel good story of the week. Talk about a chance encounter.
Grizzly Bear Trapped For Raiding Beehives
29/09/2008 03:57
State and federal
wildlife managers trapped a 575-pound grizzly
bear Tuesday night near
Simms.The bear, which was raiding beehives, is estimated to be 4 1/2 years old.
Officials believe the bear probably followed the Sun River from the Rocky Mountain Front in search of berries.
Bruce Auchly, Montana Fish, Wildlife & Parks regional information officer, said bear specialists fitted the animal with a radio transmitter collar and relocated it to the Flathead National Forest just west of Marias Pass on Thursday.
"It was kind of surprising 'cause it was so far out from the Rocky Mountain Front," said Mike Madel, FWP bear management specialist. Simms sits on the Sun River, 21 miles east of Augusta, and about 30 miles west of Great Falls.
Madel said the bear had no history of causing trouble or being captured.
"It was a new bear to us," he said.
Honey of a story continues here.
SINC SAYS:
He must have been related to Winnie The Pooh.
The Musings Of Maxine And Marvin . . .
29/09/2008 03:47
I married a Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
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Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%.
It's called a Wedding Cake.
US Senior Centers Plan For Boom Of 'Boomers'
29/09/2008 03:43
ENFIELD, Conn. (AP) -
Susan Lather envisions a day when paninis and
mock cocktails will take their place next to
fruit cups and club sandwiches on the lunch
menu at the Enfield Senior
Center.Changing food preferences are among many adjustments that senior center directors nationwide, including Lather, expect to make in the next decade as they balance the wishes of their elderly stalwarts with those of baby boomer newcomers.
Some even have taken "senior" out of their names, christening the facilities "community centers." It's a nod to boomers who acknowledge they are aging but bristle at the term "senior" and the stereotypes of fragility or dependency.
The first of the 78 million boomers started receiving Social Security retirement benefits this year, and the Census Bureau estimates almost 8,000 of them are turning 60 every day.
"The boomers are going to have the same impact in senior centers that they had as babies when they were born, in schools, in the work force and in society in general," said Jay Morgan, manager of the Office on Aging in St. Petersburg, Fla.
"You really can't underestimate that impact," he said.
Full story here.
SINC SAYS:
You’re safe in my case. I am one year off being a boomer.
Villegas Tour Champion; Singh Wins FedEx Cup
29/09/2008 03:43
ATLANTA - Too far behind to do anything about the FedEx Cup, Camilo Villegas put together a stirring rally Sunday that was good enough to win the Tour Championship in a playoff over Sergio Garcia for his second straight victory.
Villegas overcame a five-shot deficit by making six birdies over his last 11 holes for a 4-under 66, then beat Garcia with a par on the 233-yard 18th hole used in the playoff.
The 26-year-old Colombian, who had gone 85 starts on the PGA Tour without winning, picked up his second in a row with a finish that brought the gallery to life on a sunny afternoon at East Lake.
He birdied the 17th hole from 12 feet to catch Garcia, then twice hit beautiful lag putts from outside 45 feet, once in regulation to finish at 7-under 273, then in the playoff to cap off his tour season in style.
Villegas, who should move to No. 6 in the world ranking Monday, earned US$1.26 million for winning the Tour Championship.
"I cannot emphasize how hard I've worked," Villegas said.
More from Canadian Press.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
I think it’s safe to say the first two years of the FedEx Cup and Tour ‘Playoffs’ have been unmitigated disasters. Obviously, the rules for this competition, the playoffs and the 33 regular season events have to be thoroughly reviewed and changed. As is sits now, not only is it unfair and boring, it’s a total joke.
‘Kick For A Million’ Semi-Finalists Set To Face-Off
29/09/2008 03:42
And then there were two.
After grueling regional quarter-final events in Toronto and Vancouver, Omar Kassim of Kitchener, ON, and Kevin Vosburgh of Calgary are now one step closer to kicking for $1 million, as they emerged victorious from the quarter-final round of TSN's fourth annual, international award-winning million-dollar giveaway, Wendy's Kick for a Million.
Kassim defeated Bryan MacLean of Sackville, NB, in the Eastern Canada quarter-final held at Rogers Centre in Toronto, on Saturday night, while Vosburgh triumphed over Dallas Salahub of Saskatoon in the Western Canada quarter-final at B.C. Place in Vancouver.
Kassim and Vosburgh will now represent their regions in the Wendy's Kick for a Million semifinal on October 2 at Rogers Centre, as Kassim was the only Eastern Canada participant to split the uprights from 30 yards and Vosburgh the only Western Canada participant to successfully kick a field goal from 20 yards.
The quarter-final events took place on Saturday evening, during halftime of the Calgary @ Toronto and Hamilton @ B.C. games, with both quarter-finals available on demand at TSN.ca.
More from TSN.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
It would be nice if the final could be like 2005 when Brian Diesbourg, a 25-year-old mechanical engineer and avid soccer player from Belle River, Ont., became Canada's next million-dollar athlete by successfully kicking a 50-yard field goal - worth $1 million - as part of the ‘Wendy's Kick for a Million’ promotion.
Diesbourg’s $1 million was a $50,000 annuity per year for 20 years, however. This year, the finalist will be going for a lump sum payment of $1 million.
Edmonton Oilers Season Preview
29/09/2008 03:42
2007-08 result: 41-35-6, ninth in Western Conference
Key arrivals: D Lubomir Visnovsky, F Gilbert Brule, F Erik Cole, GM Steve Tambellini, owner Darryl Katz
Key departures: D Joni Pitkanen, F Marty Reasoner, F Geoff Sanderson, F Jarret Stoll, F Raffi Torres.
Offence: Shawn Horcoff and Ethan Moreau are healthy and ready to resume their respective roles on the top line and short-handed unit. Erik Cole provides grit and goals and seems to be the type who will love playing in a city where hockey is a preoccupation. He also should take a healthy amount pressure off of Dustin Penner. The upside of last season's injury problems was that the young trio of Andrew Cogliano, Sam Gagner and Robert Nilsson thrived with the extra ice time, but it might be a tad optimistic to expect all three to continue to have unabated progress this season. If most of the supporting crew of forwards can stay healthy, there's no reason talented Ales Hemsky can't reach 90 points. With Fernando Pisani and Kyle Brodziak also back, probably only one of Marc Pouliot, Gilbert Brule and Rob Schremp have a shot at making the NHL roster. Edmonton will need to improve on a power play that finished 21st last season.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
For more of CBC’s Edmonton Oilers’ season preview, click here.
Bettman Keeps Close Eye On Europe
29/09/2008 03:41
The NHL already knows it can stage regular season games in Europe. The biggest question now is just how much more successful those games can become.
In a wide-ranging interview with The Canadian Press ahead of the NHL's 91st season, commissioner Gary Bettman said he hopes the league can continue to expand its presence on the continent.
''Assuming it works the way we anticipate and hope it will, this will be something to build off of,'' he said. ''Like this year built off of last year.''
Bettman fondly remembers the exuberant, jersey-clad fans that came from all over Europe to watch last season open in London. The NHL hopes to take interest to a new level this year by staging a pair of games in both the Swedish and Czech capitals.
''Now we have an opportunity to go to more well-developed hockey markets where a number of our players actually come from,'' said Bettman. ''We are getting, from the early indications, a fabulous reception.''
It might be a little like looking into the future.
More from Canadian Press.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
You’ve got a lot of work to do right here in North America - particularly in the United States, Mr. Bettman, to try to make the league more viable and successful. Never mind Europe.
More Marvin Please . . .
28/09/2008 09:39
Don,
I love Marvin!
I hope Marvin will be around for a long time.
He is as good as you promised!!
A Lady Reader
SINC SAYS:
See, I told you he was good.
The Things That People Send Me . . .
28/09/2008 02:59
Photographer + Moon + Subject = Moonstruck
28/09/2008 02:45
Leave it to some
enterprising photographer to come up with this
idea. Come to think of it, I would like to see
our own Al Popil give something like this a
shot, if you will pardon the pun.
Cutest Web Site Of The Week Award
28/09/2008 02:42
St. Albert’s Place readers are an alert bunch and send me things that amaze me.
Such is the case with this site intended to put a smile on your face and make you feel good.
See it here.
Billy The Boxer Dog Adopts Baby Goat
28/09/2008 02:35
A paternal dog has adopted an abandoned baby goat as his surrogate child. Billy the Boxer has become the constant companion of the 12-day old kid called Lilly.
He sleeps with the goat, licks her clean, and protects her from any dangers at Pennywell Farm Wildlife Centre at Buckfastleigh,in Devon England. Billy and Lilly have formed a close bond.
The kid was abandoned by her mother when she was only a few hours old and adopted by paternal Billy when his owner Elizabeth Tozer began hand rearing the goat. The unusual bond has developed over the last month and the pair are now inseparable.
Elizabeth said: 'Lilly follows Billy around which is really quite amusing to watch and Billy sleeps with the goat and cleans her mouth after she feeds.' Billy the Boxer protects his little kid.
Lilly was the smallest of a litter of three kids and her mother abandoned her because she could only care for the two stronger ones. The pair have attracted quite a crowd at the animal centre and the staff are keen to see how their relationship will develop.
SINC SAYS:
Just one more example set by
animals that mankind could
stand to pay attention to,
regarding his own behaviour.
The Musings Of Maxine And Marvin . . .
28/09/2008 02:30
How do you fix a woman's watch?
You don't. There is a clock on the oven.
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If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let him in.
28/09/2008 02:26
Why people are so
scared of mice,which are much smaller than us,
when no one seems to be scared of Micky Mouse,
who is bigger than us?
Why are the numbers on a calculator and a phone reversed?
Why are plastic bears the only animal you can get honey from? Why can't you get honey from a plastic bee?
Can bald men get lice?
When your photo is taken for your driver's license, why do they tell you to smile? If you are stopped by the police and asked for your license, are you going to be smiling?
Do butterflies remember life as a caterpillar?
Actor, Race Enthusiast Paul Newman Dead At 83
28/09/2008 02:26
Hollywood legend, philanthropist and auto racing enthusiast Paul Newman has passed away after a long battle with cancer. He was 83.
Newman's publicist, Jeff Sanderson says the actor died on Friday at a farm he owned in Westport, Connecticut.
Over his distinguished movie career, Newman was featured in several sports films. Two of his most memorable were pool shark 'Fast' Eddie Felson ('The Hustler' - 1961 and 'The Color of Money' - 1986) and aging pro hockey player Reg Dunlop ('Slap Shot' - 1977). He also provided the voice for race car Doc Hudson in the 2005 animated feature 'Cars.'
Newman took home the Oscar for Best Actor in a Leading Role for his portrayal of Felson in 'The Color of Money' and became a cult hero to hockey fans for the Dunlop role.
Away from the cameras, Newman demonstrated a passion for auto racing.
More from TSN.
Legendary actor Paul Newman dead at 83 after long battle with cancer.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Hollywood has lost another icon. Newman’s portrayal of con man Henry Gondorf in the 1973 classic movie “The Sting” was brilliant.
It was nice to see him, as a race car enthusiast and owner, in Edmonton the last few years at the Edmonton Grand Prix. I knew he was sick when he wasn’t here this year for the Edmonton Indy. RIP Paul.
CFL Investigating Helmet-To-Helmet Hit By Barrenechea
28/09/2008 02:24
The CFL commissioner's office is investigating the helmet-to-helmet hit involving Eskimos linebacker Agustin Barrenechea and Blue Bombers quarterback Kevin Glenn in Friday's 30-23 Edmonton win.
Glenn completed a pass to Jamie Stoddard for the two-point convert late in the fourth quarter when he was hit by Barrenechea. A fight ensued after Bombers receiver Romby Bryant shoved Barrenechea.
Bryant, as well as teammates Dominic Picard and Jason Goss, were ejected and Barrenenchea penalized.
Barrenechea claims he didn't mean to lead with his head on the play.
More from TSN.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
While there is no place for helmet-to-helmet hits in football, because this is an Edmonton Eskimo, he will probably be suspended. It's just so CFL to make an example out of an Eskimo.
Garcia Turn Tables At Tour Championship, Weir 8th
28/09/2008 02:23
ATLANTA - Sergio Garcia enjoyed an amazing turnaround Saturday against Anthony Kim in the Tour Championship, and it had nothing to do with the Ryder Cup.
Garcia shot 3-under 67 to go from a three-shot deficit on the front nine to a three-shot lead through 54 holes, leaving him poised to become only the third player to capture The Players Championship and the Tour Championship in the same year.
Garcia was at 8-under 202 and will play in the final pairing Sunday with Phil Mickelson, who made some long par putts and just enough birdies for a 69, giving him a chance to end his year on a strong note.
Six days after Kim hammered Garcia in the leadoff singles match at the Ryder Cup, the 23-year-old American looked as if he would get the best of Garcia again with six straight one-putt greens. But Kim hit only four fairways, and his wildness caught up with him.
More from Canadian Press.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
Well, it’s about time Sergio Garcia won something. He stunk up the place pretty good during the Ryder Cup matches last week.
The Physics Behind Baseball
28/09/2008 02:22
Base running and base stealing would appear to be arts driven solely by a runner's speed, but there's more than mere gristle, bone and lung power to this facet of baseball — lots of mathematics and physics are at play.
With baseball playoffs heating up and the World Series right around the corner, it's guaranteed that fans will see daring slides, both feet-first and head-first, and even slides on bang-bang plays at first.
Who gets there faster, the head-first slider or the feet-first?
The head-first player, says David A. Peters, Ph.D., the McDonnell Douglas Professor of Engineering at Washington University in St. Louis, and big-time baseball fan. He says it's a matter of the player's center of gravity.
Peters is a mechanical engineer who specializes in aircraft and helicopter engineering. He sees "fields of dreams" a bit differently than most — he sees them as playgrounds of math and physics.
More from redorbit.com
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
I didn’t realize the decision to slide, or not to slide, could be so complicated.
Bank Collects 63,410 Used Tennis Balls To Muffle Noise
28/09/2008 02:22
MONTREAL - National Bank Financial Group (TSX:NA) said Thursday it has collected 63,410 used tennis balls in its second annual campaign, up from 53,500 last year.
The balls are placed on the legs of chairs in schools to help muffle classroom clatter.
The balls, collected in an "environmentally conscious initiative" at National Bank branches, were distributed last year to more than 150 Quebec primary schools.
"This action, undertaken in response to a real need expressed by our schools, seeks to reduce classroom noise and promote a better learning environment for our children," the bank stated.
SWIVEL HIPS SAYS:
See, pretty well anything – even tennis balls - can be recycled. Who’d have thunk it? That’s one heck of a lot of noise suppression, isn’t it?