Are You A Martha Or A
Maxine?
23/08/2008 04:12

*MARTHA'S
WAY*
Cure for headaches: take a lime, cut it in half and
rub it on your forehead. The throbbing will go
away.

*MAXINE'S
WAY*
Take a lime, mix it with tequila, chill and
drink! 'All' your pains go
away.